Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor is the first episode of Season 3 of Everybody Hates Chris. It is the 45th episode overall.
When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.
- The guidance counselor Mr. Abott is portrayed by the real-life Chris Rock, who made a guest appearance.
- It is revealed that Manny's real name is Lester and that the previous owner had his name on the barbershop. But Lester couldn't be bothered to change the sign.