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Everybody Hates Easter is the 14th episode of Season 3.

Plot

Chris wants to take Tasha to her Easter pageant after she breaks up with her boyfriend but Chris already has a commitment. Rochelle competes with a new member of the church to win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition, which she has won for four years in a row. Julius pretends he has to work so he can stay home and watch a baseball game.

Quotes

Narrator: Time to bust a move, Dumb MC.

Greg (to Chris): A girl by herself on a holiday is like an ice-cream cone in hell. It ain't gonna be there very long.

Chris (to Tonya & Drew): What are y'all doing anyway? I mean,I thought you already dyed eggs for easter.
Tonya: We did. These eggs are for the church egg hunt. Me and Drew are bringing extra so I can have a head start on winning.
Chris: That's cheating.
Tonya: Not if I don't get caught.
Narrator: Now Tonya uses the same logic when she does her taxes.

Narrator: The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Now let's go to commercial before I start cursing.

Tasha (to Chris): You know,my grandmother said you were just another no-account Negro who never kept his promises or took care of his responsibilities and would eventually end up leaving me in the cold with a runny-nosed baby.
Narrator: Then we'd be on Jerry Springer.

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